1. "I just need a person" or "I just used a person"

    I feel like the original way you read it says something about you.

    (Source: unhazed, via seductivechild)

     
  2. (Source: awwww-cute, via sofa-king-tuba)

     
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  4. NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

    NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

    URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

    <SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

    NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

    EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

    PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

    SURVIVE

    NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

    REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

    PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

    EVOLVE

    NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

    FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

    PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

    STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

    NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

    THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

    TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

    BE.

    Woah.

    (Source: agirlandhisplatypus, via ditzymuffin)

     

  5. kanyewestevil:

    WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

    (Source: kanyewesticle, via hotboyproblems)

     
  6. ditzymuffin:

    earthshakinlove:

    dualchainz:

    white vs latino moms waking up their kids

    Lmaoooo childhood memories

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  7. facts-i-just-made-up:

    A live Artichoke drinking at a river

    Because Artichokes are classified as vegetables for import into the U.S. due to an 18th century zoning loophole, few in the country are even aware that they’re the thorax and abdomen of an animal.

    The Artichoke lives mostly in tropical regions and lives on a diet of ants and small insects which it siphons up with its long, hollow tongue. Artichokes are seldom raised on farms owing to their small size and the ease of their escape, instead they’re trapped for food and exported, often constituting as much as 80% of a nation’s economy.

    Only the meat connecting the scales of the Artichoke is edible, most of its body being condensed squamous cells. It’s heart is edible however, and is considered a delicacy by some gustibators.

    (Source: androphilia, via lin-zzz)

     

  8. "

    Secrecy flows through you,
    a different kind of blood.
    It’s as if you’ve eaten it
    like a bad candy,
    taken it into your mouth,
    let it melt sweetly on your tongue,
    then allowed it to slide down your throat
    like the reverse of uttering,
    a word dissolved
    into its glottals and sibilants,
    a slow intake of breath —

    And now it’s in you, secrecy.
    Ancient and vicious, luscious
    as dark velvet.
    It blooms in you,
    a poppy made of ink.

    "
    — Margaret Atwood, from “Secrecy,” The New Yorker (August 28, 2006)

    (Source: foxesinbreeches, via hardtospeakmyheart)

     
  9. thatfunnyblog:

    This is why Pink has been my hero since I was 12.

    (Source: pinksvoice)

     
  10. fer0ci0us:

    chibilolita:

    vinebox:

    Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid

    omG

    I’ve never seen a vine more relevant to my life

    (via ditzymuffin)