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  2. thedoctorisforgiven:

    this is the man who wrote stairway to heaven

    (via audrina-adare)

     

  3. toocooltobehipster:

    i hate this post because like, the reason it’s seen as inappropriate for men to wear makeup is because of the ideology of masculinity, put forward by men

    also, men look down on men who wear makeup more than women look down on men who wear makeup

     
  4. vinebox:

    awwwwww

    (Source: voguememoirs, via swiggitysweedom)

     
     

  5. "I just need a person" or "I just used a person"

    I feel like the original way you read it says something about you.

    (Source: unhazed, via seductivechild)

     
  6. (Source: awwww-cute, via sofa-king-tuba)

     
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  8. NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

    NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

    URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

    <SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

    NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

    EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

    PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

    SURVIVE

    NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

    REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

    PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

    EVOLVE

    NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

    FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

    PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

    STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

    NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

    THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

    TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

    BE.

    Woah.

    (Source: agirlandhisplatypus, via ditzymuffin)

     

  9. kanyewestevil:

    WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

    (Source: kanyewesticle, via hotboyproblems)

     
  10. ditzymuffin:

    earthshakinlove:

    dualchainz:

    white vs latino moms waking up their kids

    Lmaoooo childhood memories

    gamergibbons